THIS, JUST IN...
Jurors Selected for the Michael Vick case
Front Row from the left: Snoopy, Droopy, Grimmy (from Mother Goose and Grim comic strip) and Ren (from Ren and Stimpy animated TV show).
Sand Sculptures
As promised (threatened...) yesterday, here are the rest of those pictures of the sand sculptures, for your viewing pleasure...
And, if the rains keep up much longer, in parts of this country, there may not be any sand left for sculptures, as people are gonna have it all packed away inside sandbags... protecting their homes & property!
Polite Peeing...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
A Test
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right-- including me. Are you ready...?
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man she did not know. She thought this man was amazing -- so much her "dream guy" she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What was her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought before you answer.)
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Answer:
She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.
If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.
This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you! If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off of my email list... unless that will tick you off, then I'll just be extra nice to you from now on.
Be sure to share the test.
Burned...
Damn! A measly eighteen years and already... our microwave bit the dust last night. It was a nice, big, countertop unit and it served us well, until it crapped out, while my wife was making some of those handy little popcorn-filled bags she buys for us....
So, now I've gotta cut short my other activities and go out, in order to find a suitable replacement. I guess I'd best get my keester out there, and fight the eager multitudes of shoppers I'm bound to run into... or over... if my luck holds out.
2 comments:
I couldn't come up with an answer for the test; thank you Jesus, one less thing to worry about.
Your microwave looks suspiciously like the one we had that was burgled from our house about 18 years ago. You weren’t by chance in our house loading up of electronic equipment, jewelry, and firearms were you?
You didn't need the stuff as badly as I did, anyhow...
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